Total Medals Earned: 508 (From 108 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,475 Points
Medals Earned: 8/13 (150/500 points)
Penetrate P-Bot
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 8/16 (155/500 points)
Clear floor 1
Clear floor 2
Clear floor 4
Clear floor 3
Clear floor 6
Clear floor 5
Clear floor 7
Complete the game on Hell mode
Medals Earned: 2/26 (10/310 points)
Defeat Cathralon
Get a cursed ingot
Find the Blacksmith
Defeat King Thraxxan V
Defeat Sheregon
Defeat Rakul
Defeat the Heart of Corruption
Defeat Cinnder
Defeat Kraol
Defeat Hirunga
Defeat the Crucible of Shadows
Defeat Ill'Maggoth
Defeat Secarta
Destroy the Cursed Altar
Defeat Goroth
Get a companion
Purify the Dark Sword
Defeat the Cervus
Defeat the Mother Canoness Providence
Complete the Dungeon and get the hammer
Get the Scythe in the Blood Dungeon
Get the claws in the Sanctum
Get the Machine Gun
Get the Shootgun
Get a lore book
Get an Evil Core
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/450 points)
keep playing, loser (Get 71pts)
congratulations, you won (Get 250pts)
i can stop any time (Get 500pts)
oohh mm fuck yeah (Get 2.5Kpts)
you, like dino man, want nothing but vengeance (Get 10Kpts)
christ, chill out man (Get 50Kpts)
you're a true competitor for joshi's high score (Get 100Kpts)
hahahahahaha (Get 500Kpts)
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/80 points)
You got the good ending!!
Bad ending! Violence is never the answer!
Worst ending! Boooo!! You suck!!
You got the True Ending!!
Medals Earned: 9/17 (110/485 points)
Expand your horizons
Destroy buggins the bug
Destroy a scribble monster
Destroy a noclip demon
Destroy a worried wendel
Get a cyan seed
Get a green seed
See the end
Beat a hardcore game
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Medals Earned: 3/7 (105/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
Break out the legal way.
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)
Submit a final score of more than zero (kill somebody)